I am happy to announce the opening of V.I.P. Tours. It is an inanimate vacation planner. Have you wanted to try out being an object but worry you won’t like it? That is where I come in. I will help you spend your weekend as an object for whoever you want. “Feel like a VIP with V.I.P., enjoy your vacation as anything.”

So submit an ask with what you want to try being and how long you want to do it. I will then respond with a story about your time as it. I am hoping to start doing this one day a week!

Hope you enjoy and welcome to V.I.P. Tours

My Chris Evans stories have come to an end. Are you all enjoying these celebrity stories? Should I continue? If you think so who would you like to see me take over next?

Another idea I am toying around with is an inanimate Travel Agency. Say you have always wondered what it was like to be an object…then you come to me with your idea and I help make it come true. Can be a weekend, a month, forever…however long you want.

Also Olympics begin this week. Going to be working on some caps for it. Who would you all like to see used in caps for the Olympics?