Oh I understand the being super stressed and needing a break. I think I can help you out with a nice week on that stud Tim Tebow. I can’t offer you both pecs and scruff since those are different…but I will make this enjoyable for sure.

I lead you into a room and laying on a table is Tim Tebow himself. He looks like he is asleep so he doesn’t even know you are there. After we finish the contract I offer you a drink and lead you over to Tim. “Ok now just down that and approach Mr Tebow and touch his pecs.”

You quickly down the horrible tasting drink and grab Tebow’s pecs. Your hands squeeze them some and then start to merge into his pecs. Its like they are pulling you in. Your body starting to split as it is getting pulled deeper and deeper. Merging into his fat and muscle plumping up his pecs. Finally the last of you is pulled in and your body is converted to meaty pecs.

Tim groans waking up and rubbing his pecs. He makes you bounce and smiles before heading out. You are going to feel good to him for a week. He may try to convince you to take the job permanently when the week is over.