I of course can help you get to the World Cup in Russia. Here at VIP Tours we are about making your dreams come true, and in a unique way. Now there are lots of great players so I am glad you have a suggestion. Antoine Griezmann is a good choice.

Now just come over to this machine here and we will get the process started. *I have you step in and present the contract that you sign with your fingerprint. I then type into my iPad and step back*

*You feel warm and then suddenly are in the dark. You aren’t sure what has happened but you hear talking, but can’t seem to make out the language at first. You try to move but find you are just hanging there unable to do anything. Suddenly it gets really bright as a locker door opens up and you see Antoine Griezmann standing before you. He is wrapped in a towel and reaches in grabbing your head. You get lowered to the floor and then pulled up his legs as your face is placed against his crotch. He takes off the towel and you can see in the mirror he has on a jockstrap….well your head. He then grabs other parts of your body and starts to pull them on. You realize you are his full kit. You will be spending the next 5 weeks wrapped around his body in the World Cup, soaking up his sweat as he plays.*